The Vulnerable VERBOSE

This post is not about the cupid girl(which i promised)....but will sure make up for that next time.....but this incident was such that got me laughing for a week at least....

my friend chavi just got back from her CAT exam and went directly to her lappy and signed in her MSN.....on the other side was me and one more of a nerd......so the conference took place something like this.....


CHAVI:DID YOU BELL THE CAT THIS TIME?
ME:YOU ARE ASKING THE WRONG QUES FROM THE WRONG GUY.
NERD:YEAH MAYBE......FOR SURE TIME MAYBE

CHAVI:MINE WAS A DISASTER.....
ME:WELCOME TO THE CLUB
NERD:I THINK MATHS WAS EASY,VOCAB WAS NICE TOO....BLAH BLAH BLAH....BLAH CONTINUED

CHAVI:I FEEL BAD FOR TODAY
ME:LET'S GO FOR AN ICE CREAM..DROOLING
NERD:CONTINUES BLAH ..BLAH......WAIT A Min DID U SAID ICE CREAM?

CHAVI:MY DAD'S GONNA KILL ME......ARRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ME:I WANT A TRIPLE SUNDAY.....LIST GOES ON
NERD:I CAN GET A .........(STILL STUCK)

CHAVI:MANI I THINK NERD IS NOT GOING OUR WAY....
ME:WITH CHOCO CHIPS ON TOP...HMMMMMMMMM....YEAH I KNOW..
NERD:NEED A SOLUTION KEY TO THIS......

THE FUNNIEST THING BY MISS CHAVI........................
CHAVI:I AM DONE WITH IT..MANI....LET'S GO AND HUMP IN THE RIVER NEARBY......
ME:Ehhhhhhhhhhhhh...?????
NERD:BLANKED(FALL OFF MAYBE)

SHE DID REALIZE THIS AFTER NO ONE REPLIED......

edited version
what she meant was....

CHAVI:I AM DONE WITH IT..MANI....LET'S GO AND JUMP IN THE RIVER NEARBY.

While my mouth was filled wth water,my eyes almost popped out as i was lookin at the double chicken roll which was served to me,suddenly all of ma devine attention was broke.It was an SMS It said"she finally said YES".It was from my very good friend KAMAL."He's finally did it"i announced faking a chinese accent like that yan guy from the cookery show.I felt great for kamal.The problem,the essential issue with humankind ,the reason we are all always at some level or another pissd off,is reality sucks.
That is what i felt,coz the girl whom i liked dn't say yes.And her words are so selective,that form a word clots(jst like the blood clots).And word clots are worse than blood clots.Coming back to kamal's sweet,great,beutiful(i just hate it) story,he liked this girl from i dnt knw,i guess a long tym.I have a blog post on him the last time,so u might knw him well.So they both startd sms'ing and calling very frequently.I liked the portray of this girl as kamal had described her.Down to earth,understandin,freq matched,same height .,.BANG!! a YES from both of us.Me and saurbh..The other and better half of my friendship.Saurbh has its own distinct way to express his feelings.He get's a reality check in from the third dimension and a thumbs up from me too.So he gave kamal a reality ass kick that this girl might not be right as at that point she wasnt taking his calls.I didnt beg to differ.We were both staring at kamal after the royal decision was made by us.Kamal still was again sitting on the lemon tree.Heard that song?Outcome is that you can't do anything.I don't know what went into him.Now people since we evolved from cavemen and all,have issues.We tend to think that if so-and-so(or such-and-such)were totally different,our lives would be perfect.And realy who are the people we admire?The fuckin movie stars,they get their love everytime,don't they(except for the latest flick ghajni).Kamal must have been bankin on aamir khan i guess.And guess what aamir khan did the trick for him.They went for this movie"ghajni" and that night she had an affermation on the love story.
Girls are a great foo fighters,as they don't give it up to the guy unless right words are spoken or right actions are done.
ADVISE OF THE DAY:
You see words are motherfucker,
they can be great

or they can degrade

or even worst they can teach hate.

Next post about the girl who played cupid in this love story..

How do I get over you? You missed me(even i don't know), I miss you. I know I love you more(actually like...tht's her word), I know I love\like you less. Nature has a cruel sense of humor. Symmetry is in form, not in feelings. I know I need to let go. But I want to linger, savor this moment. Feel the last rays of the sun go down, before it’s all dark. I want to hold you closer, yet I know I only delay the inevitable. So, I let go. You let go. And then there will be a void within me. I’ll think about you - constantly… like a song that plays over and over and refuses to stop. An intense physical pain that only you can heal. An addiction that will enervate me. I know I have the strength to move on coz i am the silly one(i love this name). I will. Days, weeks, and months will pass by. The agony will one day disappear, the memories will fade, and then, I’ll get over you.

And the truth is i will get over you..after all that you show....we could have been just more than friends..but no...i try and try and try again but this crush ain't goin away........

but still no hard feelings, i want to see you happy in whatever you do....i just wanted to be with you in every single good or bad deeds you doo.....but let's face it...i will never be with you.....will be leaving her life in a month ....doomsday is just 29 days later my friends.....then i l be back normal to me.....i hope memories doo fade away.....just a great time i had spent over her on phone.....great.....

my next post also involves love but a sucessful love story of my very good friend kamal and the cupid which helped him....wish i could find one cupid......let's go hunting .....

Face it, we all feel sleepy the moment we enter the office premises.The best sleep you could ever get is in your office.......believe me
so what excuses do people make.....here's the list i got it from the internet...


#"They told me at the blood bank this might happen."


#This is just a 15 minute power-nap as described in that time management course you sent me."


#"Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out You probably got here just in time!"


#"I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."


#"I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."



#"I was doing Yoga exercises to relieve work-related stress."



#"Damn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."


#"Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."



# " ... in Jesus' name. Amen."

This is a story that my friend narrated to me a month back.....so here it goes..
firstly i must tell you that Rishi is a big flirt....everytime i meet him he has a new girlfriend...so...


Rishi said one very fine day he wakes up at his flat with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table. That was her girlfriend saying" breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love You!"
So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast.
Rishi asked the other friend staying with him, " what happened last night?"
He says, "Well, you came home around 3 am, drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door". Confused, Rishi asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me? I should expect a big quarrel with her!"
other guy replies, "Oh, that! she dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your clothes and shoes off, you said, "Lady leave me alone! I have a beautiful girlfriend!"



so the moral goes something like this like a visa power ad...

Self-induced hangover -- rs 500
Broken furniture -- rs 2,000.00
Saying The Right Thing While Drunk - PRICELESS

Everybody is being talking about humour lately..i found it on some other site....

The most spooky thing just happened to me.Out of boredom i googled my name and searched "Mani"..tht's what friends call me .here's what i got..

Mani was Founder of religion, now called Manichaeism.At the age of 12 and 24, Mani had visions where an angel told him that he would be the prophet of a last divine revelation.Well at 12 i don't remember,but i 'l surely be waiting to be 24.I am waiting for tha vision.

Here's the best part what i found...

A the age of 26 Mani started on a long journey, where he stood forward as 'Messenger of Truth', and he travelled through the Persian Empire and reached as far as India, where he became influenced by Buddhism."messenger of truth" ........wooooooooo......i can go lying at the rate of 50 miles/hour and still can get away with it.
well for sometime i felt elated but then spooked totally..................spooky isn't it???