The Vulnerable VERBOSE

This is a story that my friend narrated to me a month back.....so here it goes..
firstly i must tell you that Rishi is a big flirt....everytime i meet him he has a new girlfriend...so...


Rishi said one very fine day he wakes up at his flat with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table. That was her girlfriend saying" breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love You!"
So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast.
Rishi asked the other friend staying with him, " what happened last night?"
He says, "Well, you came home around 3 am, drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door". Confused, Rishi asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me? I should expect a big quarrel with her!"
other guy replies, "Oh, that! she dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your clothes and shoes off, you said, "Lady leave me alone! I have a beautiful girlfriend!"



so the moral goes something like this like a visa power ad...

Self-induced hangover -- rs 500
Broken furniture -- rs 2,000.00
Saying The Right Thing While Drunk - PRICELESS