The Vulnerable VERBOSE

Face it, we all feel sleepy the moment we enter the office premises.The best sleep you could ever get is in your office.......believe me
so what excuses do people make.....here's the list i got it from the internet...


#"They told me at the blood bank this might happen."


#This is just a 15 minute power-nap as described in that time management course you sent me."


#"Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out You probably got here just in time!"


#"I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."


#"I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."



#"I was doing Yoga exercises to relieve work-related stress."



#"Damn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."


#"Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."



# " ... in Jesus' name. Amen."

This is a story that my friend narrated to me a month back.....so here it goes..
firstly i must tell you that Rishi is a big flirt....everytime i meet him he has a new girlfriend...so...


Rishi said one very fine day he wakes up at his flat with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table. That was her girlfriend saying" breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love You!"
So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast.
Rishi asked the other friend staying with him, " what happened last night?"
He says, "Well, you came home around 3 am, drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door". Confused, Rishi asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me? I should expect a big quarrel with her!"
other guy replies, "Oh, that! she dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your clothes and shoes off, you said, "Lady leave me alone! I have a beautiful girlfriend!"



so the moral goes something like this like a visa power ad...

Self-induced hangover -- rs 500
Broken furniture -- rs 2,000.00
Saying The Right Thing While Drunk - PRICELESS

Everybody is being talking about humour lately..i found it on some other site....

The most spooky thing just happened to me.Out of boredom i googled my name and searched "Mani"..tht's what friends call me .here's what i got..

Mani was Founder of religion, now called Manichaeism.At the age of 12 and 24, Mani had visions where an angel told him that he would be the prophet of a last divine revelation.Well at 12 i don't remember,but i 'l surely be waiting to be 24.I am waiting for tha vision.

Here's the best part what i found...

A the age of 26 Mani started on a long journey, where he stood forward as 'Messenger of Truth', and he travelled through the Persian Empire and reached as far as India, where he became influenced by Buddhism."messenger of truth" ........wooooooooo......i can go lying at the rate of 50 miles/hour and still can get away with it.
well for sometime i felt elated but then spooked totally..................spooky isn't it???

It's a common site these days, as u just step out full of excitement and energy to go forward with your plans ,that rain had to come to spoil all that.Couple of days ago was the just example i was looking to attach with above statement.Me and saurabh had a plan to meet a third friend of ours.Saurabh is really a good friend of mine.A NIIFTian as the proudly call themselves,a great shot maker when it comes to cricket and impressing girls.You can always see a natural charm on his face, he must have bought it for cheap and stick it right up on his face.so anyways we went out of the house to see it was drizzling ....but still we went out..i don;t know god just had something else in his mind....it started raining heavily,hate that.....

Alright people u really have to be a "DUMBASS" not to know what blog is.As far as good old wikipedia is concerned blog meaning goes something like this "A blog (a contraction of the term "Web log") is a Web site, usually maintained by an individual, with regular entries of commentary, descriptions of events, or other material such as graphics or video. Entries are commonly displayed in reverse-chronological order. "Blog" can also be used as a verb, meaning to maintain or add content to a blog."

At least seven people have been confirmed dead and around 40 people were injured as blasts rocked New Delhi on Saturday (September 13)i.e today , police said. Five separate blasts hit the teeming city, within minutes of each other, injuring weekend shoppers, a Delhi police spokesman said.

The first blast took place at Ghaffar market in which at least 20 people were injured. The explosion happened at 6:15 PM in an auto rickshaw, which is famous for sale of foreign goods and the mobile phone market as it is known most commonly . The injured were rushed to nearby RML hospital.

Immediately after that, two explosions took place in Connaught Place area in which at least 10 people were injured. Another two explosion rocked M-Block market in south Delhi's posh Greater Kailash-I. The impact of the blasts in Karol Bagh could be gauged by the fact that an auto was thrown up and got caught in the electrical wires. In Ghaffar market, the explosive was believed to have been kept near a Maruti car. Several vehicles were badly damaged due to the impactof the blast.

In Barakhamba Road, one of the bombs was suspected to be placed near Nirmal tower. The second blast in the CP took place near Gopal Das Bhavan and the third one in central park. At least eight people were injured in these two blasts.

In the GK-I blast two people were injured who were rushed to a nearby hospital. Eight to ten shops were damaged in the explosion that took place at around 6:40 pm. The bomb was suspected kept in a dust bin.

Senior police officials including Joint Commissioner of Police Karnail Singh rushed to the spot in the central district and were assessing the situation. The nature of explosion was yet to be ascertained, police said.

Brief life-history-I am just another 20+ guy,who has a crush on music(difference between crush and love is that you want to explore your crush before it turns to love).I am highly contagious to life,small challenges keeps me going.I know it sounds boring and it is.if you are not in an affermation with it,you might not be the DELHI material.

I am always surrounded by friends and i value them a  lot.Its not like they adulate me.Trust was made on covalent bonds i guess.you ask me about my girlfriend's,like any other guy i would gladly say "hard to count".i am about to be an Engineer,GOD DAMN!! i hate that "about to be " thing....danger of uncertanity always looms against you.

Its about time i should confess,i am wannabe Atheist,people don't consider that as a pathological lie.take it other way around "THE CONTRACT THAT GOD GAVE TO BECOME A GOOD MAN HAD SOME UN-NEGOTIABLE CLAUSES".tell me how many are thinking to join the DEVIL'S army...i say "I DO".Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

This blog is about me and the friends around me..their life....their scandels....their one night stands ........and I sincerely hope u read along............so don't  be surprised if i am bitching about you in my next draft.

As one of my very good friend SAURABH say's "ROCK ON".....I quite believe in it......